There’s a Friday the 13th this December… A nightmare before Christmas some may say.Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta be careful.It’s Friday 13th… Thank my lucky stars that I’m not superstitious! ( Friday Jokes).What do Italian’s eat on Friday the 13th?… Fettucinni Afraid-o.What will you say if Jason Voorhees starts chasing you?… Please, stop Jason me.Voorhees a jolly good fellow.” ( Music Jokes) What do evil spirits sing on Friday the 13th?… “Voorhees a jolly good fellow.What’s Jason Voorhees favorite bean?… A human bean.Voorhees What’s Jason Voorhees’ favorite dessert?… “Actually it’s Twizzlers, you can just stuff ‘em right in my mask holes, but yeah, you weren’t asking.” ( Candy Jokes) What’s is NOT Jason Voorhees’ favorite dessert?… I-Scream! ( Ice Cream Jokes & Summer Jokes ) We were WRONG with this one….What sort of parties do people generally organize on Friday the 13th?… Search parties.What kind of snack do you have during a scary Friday the 13th movie?….What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer.What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?… these bad jokes.Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Friday the 13th jokes.Find qualified tutors in your area today! My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers.
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